Banjo-Kazooie Forums

A few weeks ago, Banjo & Kazooie, Mumbo, L.O.G., and Grunty, created their own profile pages on Facebook and asked you to submit your questions to them.

All the characters have now posted their replies!

Here is a small snippet from Banjo & Kazooie:

Demetrius S. asked: "Can you make Rare put the Jet Force Gemini games on XBLA?"

KAZOOIE: "No way! There’s only room for a certain number of animal heroes around here, and I’m not giving that stupid tank-dog a chance to steal my glory… I mean our glory."

One of Mumbo's answer:

Joe Modzeleski asked: "Will you turn me into a sandwhich ?"

MUMBO:" Only big fool ask to change into something he not even able to spell. Lucky you not want to turn into dachshund or rhinoceros.

A sample of L.O.G.'s responses:

Ian Swanson asked: "Where do babies come from?"

L.O.G.: "I make them out of pixels soldered together with equal measures of growth potential and high-pitched screaming, then I add googly eyes. This method may not apply to all races."

A choice quote from Grunty:

Ian Swenson asked: Why haven't you tried to steal Humba Wumba's beauty. I think she's far more appealing than Tootie but we haven't seen if Tootie has gone through puberty for Nuts and Bolts (Like Berri did for Conker's Bad Fur Day and like Tiny did for Diddy Kong Racing DS)

GRUNTY: Just because you flatter Humba doesn't mean you'll get her number! These questions just keep getting worse, you Facebook lot are so perverse.

Full Answers can be found below

• Banjo & Kazooie
• Mumbo
• L.O.G.
• Grunty

After such a good response, you can expect more Facebook shenanigans in the future.

Thanks to everyone that submitted questions, and enjoy the answers!

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HAHA! These are awesome! Really great stuff, can't wait for the others! I can't believe mine was the first one that got answered! WOOOO!

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These questions just keep getting worse, you Facebook lot are so perverse.
~Grunty

ApollosEpiphany:

HAHA! These are awesome! Really great stuff, can't wait for the others!

Agreed. Except I'm specifically waiting for LOG.

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A talking bear and bird... 'nuff said.

oh wow they answered my question and i got shot down from the sky by Banjo and Not Kazooie xD

P.S. this is what i asked Banjo and Kazooie >->

EDIT:

Samuel Banducci

Hey Banjo hows it going? i have a question for you and Kazooie

Banjo where has your sister Tooty been in the last few years she still single xDD lololol but im serious >:l

Kazooie How do you Manage to get clean in Banjo's backpack ._. what stuff does he keep in there anything intresting in there like uhh.... yah xD well nice asking you these questions~

BANJO: I can only understand about half of what he’s saying. Can you make out the rest, Kazooie?

KAZOOIE: Dunno, something about staying clean… it’s usually fine, but I do feel a bit soiled after trying to read some of these letters.

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Obviously, the duo are not hip on emoticons. I'm sure they know how to trash talk on XBL, though.

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These questions just keep getting worse, you Facebook lot are so perverse.
~Grunty

ApollosEpiphany:

Obviously, the duo are not hip on emoticons. I'm sure they know how to trash talk on XBL, though.

I guess im taking that as a yes on Tooty is still single... But yah i only got like a quarter of my question answered... and i was hoping to get down from Kazooie not Banjo xD

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EternalTheFox:

[I guess im taking that as a yes on Tooty is still single... But yah i only got like a quarter of my question answered... and i was hoping to get down from Kazooie not Banjo xD

I think it's worst (better in a fan way) to get owned by Banjo, as that doesn't happen enough.

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Brother Mike:

EternalTheFox:

[I guess im taking that as a yes on Tooty is still single... But yah i only got like a quarter of my question answered... and i was hoping to get down from Kazooie not Banjo xD

I think it's worst (better in a fan way) to get owned by Banjo, as that doesn't happen enough.

I guess.  I can atleast tell my friends i was the guy that got shot down from the sky by Banjo and not Kazooie.  If you thought of it a flying bear without a bird would indeed be weird.

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Some hellish answers by Kazooie on the facebook questions. They're all really funny.

EDIT: hellish = really good

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You know what, forget about the Banjo characters, I want "Ask Rare Employee" questions! Oh I would love to see how that would end... >=3

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A talking bear and bird... 'nuff said.

Ok....?

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The way kazooie answers and her tone, it makes me think that if they made a short animated scene in the game with them answering the questions in there gibberish talk and see there movements and all, it would make them much more epic.

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Segador D Almas:

You know what, forget about the Banjo characters, I want "Ask Rare Employee" questions! Oh I would love to see how that would end... >=3

^^^
QFT=Quoted For The Truth

all the idiots would be like "HOWZ DO IZ GETZ THE ICY KEY THINGZOR?"
or "There is far too many loopholes for characters, why would Rare be so silly to not bring Tooty back?"<<<<<+=====ITS A VIDEO GAME!


and all the insanity about SnS...oh how fun it would be Segador, Oh how fun it would be.....

1 Rare Employee.....500,000 Crazed, Rabid Banjo Fans Looking For The Truth.....*cues "Everybody Dance Now"* ONE NIGHT TO RULE THEM ALL.....ONE TRUTH TO FIND OUT...."BANJO KAZOOIE RAVE NIGHT" Coming to a Theatre near you....sometime in the next 1000 years...we just don't know when yet....

*turns off crazy imagination*

that would rock though....

Sincerely Scratching Up Your Face, Piddles.


It is 0 days, 2 hours, 34 minutes and 24 seconds until Wednesday, November 12, 2008 at 10:00:00 AM

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"Nothing Can Stop A Truly Devoted Human Being"--->Someone I Know

Mumbo has just posted his answers to your questions on his profile page.

You can check them out by following this link:

http://www.new.facebook.com/topic.php?topic=6001&uid=27601738748

You can expect another character's answers tomorrow.

Eekumbokum!

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Mine got answered first again! I'm amazing. Mumbo is definitely the greatest shaman ever. Humba = best shawoman.

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These questions just keep getting worse, you Facebook lot are so perverse.
~Grunty