!!Banjo Kazooie comics!!
Part 1 evil Banjo Kazooie
Evil Banjo: Mu, Hahahahaha.
Evil Banjo: Time to destroy the penguins igloo
Evil Banjo: Yeah my first shot!
Evil Banjo: Yeah hit
Evil Banjo: Yeah it's Time to storm those penguins
Penguin 1: Yay it's banjo he'll find out who destroyed our igloo.
Penguin 2: Yes he'll save our home.
Evil Banjo: No i'm not here to save your home. I'm here to finish it off.
Penguin 1: Please stop destroying our home.
Penguin 2: Yes please stop.
Evil Banjo: Ha bite me You home is going down . And there is no stopping me.
Evil Banjo: AHHHhhhhhhh the smell of destruction and the sound of crying penguins.
Evil Banjo: Now to finish of those Flightless birds. By ramming them.
Evil Banjo Part 2: Nutty acres
Evil Banjo : Ahhhh nutty acres this could be fun.
Evil Kazooie: Hey is that the lame and out of shape looser Mr. Fit?
Evil Banjo: Why yes I think it is him, Lets mess with him.
Evil Banjo: Look out nutty acres and mr. Fit here I come. Hu, Hahahahahaha
Evil Banjo: Ha mr. Fit is Mr. Fat, This will be all to easy.
Mr. Fit: Hey is that banjo? He can help me out.
Mr. Fit: It is banjo it is, HEY BANJO COULD YOU HELP ME OUT?
Evil Banjo: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he thinks i'm that lame lose banjo, This will be more fun then the penguins igloo.
Evil Banjo: What do you want mr. Fat?
Mr. Fit: Hey i'm not mr. fat it's mr. fit. What I need is you to protect me so I can go joging.
Evil Banjo: Ok Mr. stupid I'll watch your back.
Mr. Fit: Hey didn't i cover that I'm not mr. Fat nor am I Mr. stupid my name is mr. fit that is M, R, dot F, I, T got.
Evil Banjo: Yeah, yeah, yeah what ever just jog mr. dummy.
Evil Banjo: Oh man he is just to pathetic to watch.
Mr. Fit: Hey Banjo how about turning on those head light so I know you are back there keeping an eye on me.
Evil Banjo: YEAH SURE THING MR. BLUBBER PANTS.
Mr. fit thinks: Did banjo get up on the wrong side of the bed or some thing?
Evil Kazooie: Hey look every one mr. Fat gets tired just a few inches away from the starting line. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Mr. Blubber gets tired just waking up in the morning. Mr. Stupid thinks 1+1= 11. Ha, Ha, ha, ha.
Evil Banjo: Those are some good joke kazooie.
Evil Kazooie: Thanks Banjo.
Mr. Fit: Hey you guys you where supposed to be protecting me not insulting me.
Evil Kazooie: Opps sorry blubber butt.
Evil Banjo: Yeah soory capt. Blubber opps sorry you mr. Fat. Here let me blast that grunt bot.
Evil kazooie: I don't think that grunt bot hurt him en of.
Evil Banjo: I agree lets ram mr. Fat pants.
Evil Kazooie: Yeah hit him hard.
Mr. Fit: What are you two talking about?
Evil Banjo/ Kazooie: NOTHING
Mr.Fit: Hey that hurts.
Evil Banjo: Thats the idea Mr. Lunkhead. That was fun.
Mr. Fit: What got into those two, Like the jokes where not bad en of they had to hit me with that tank too. I need to jog.
Evil Kazooie: Hey banjo don't forget we need to nutty acres too.
Mr. Fit: This is simply to much! Stop that.
Evil Banjo: Oh yeah sorry kazooie I almost forgot.
Mr. Fit: Every time I jog I get attacked by grunt bots, Now even banjo does every one hate me?
Mr. Fit: If I stay down may be every one will go away so I can get back to my jog.
Evil Kazooie: You think he's dead?
Evil Banjo: Hmmmm I don't know he ain't moving any.
Mr. Fit thinking: Don't move, They'll just go away. Please every one just go away.
Evil banjo: Look out nutty acres here comes the evil banjo. Hu,Hahahahahahaha
Mr. Fit: I played dead and the grunt bot left, Banjo left and I think I'l finish my jog latter. My story's are coming on any how plus I got a big plate of macaroni and cheese.
