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Unified Theory of Banjo-Kazooie Physics

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  •  03-08-2010, 3:07 PM 97137

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    Unified Theory of Banjo-Kazooie Physics

    Today was a bad day, the weather was killing me. My brain was wrapped up un a blanket with a runny nose. Suddenly one of my brain cells sneezed, and out of the mucus came an idea (or it just jumbled to seperate concepts into one); physics and Banjo-Kazooie. We all know that the Banjo-Kazooie physics are are unstable, exploitable at best, so I thought we could pool our knowledge of the Banjo-Kazooie world to try and make sense of it all.

    Okay, settle down class. Today's lesson is on Velolcity (lol) and Acceleration.

    One of the hot topics on the board involves a helicopter with propellers that spin by themselves and can actually lift a vehicle. This is made possible by exploiting the properties of the wing parts.
    Before we go into the details, we must first understand the everyday-
    Slimjim, spit out that gum!
    ...we must understand the physics behind the phenomena.

    Two important general physics in the Banjo-Kazooie world are velocity and acceleration.
    Contrary to popular belief, velocity is not speed, but speed is, in fact, a part of velocity.
    Velocity itself has two components: speed, which can then be broken down into distance and time, and vector (direction).

    We would write this as: V = d/t times X degrees)
    (Does anyone know a function to create the little degree symbol? Or that little triangle symbol that stands for change?)

    Everything in Banjo-Kazooie has or can be given a velocity (it can be moved in a specific direction), except for the world itself of course.

    Now for acceleration. Basically, people think of acceleration as speeding up, but it's more coplicated than that.
    The formula for acceleration is: a = (a change in) V/t
    Acceleration equals velocity over a given period of time.
    We can break that down further to say that acceleration equals a change in a given speed or vector over a given time squared.
    This means that you don't have to speed up to have acceleration, all you have to do is change the direction you're in.
    When you change your velocity by changing your vector, you decrease your speed in the x-axis while increasing it in the y-axis, or vice-versa (If you're walking forward and you turn and walk to the left, you are no longer walking forward).
    Something that is spinning is constantly accelerating (moving) without being displaced (moving).

    So, one might ask, "What are the ramifications of this?"
    Now we go back to the helicopter, or more specifically, the wings on the helicopter.
    Banjo-Kazooie wings are essentially converting forward velocity into upward momentum.
    What if there is no room to move forward though? How do we achieve lift if we can't move?
    The answer is simple, acceleration by changing our vector (spinning).
    By having wings of an opposite orientation (one's facing forward, the other is facing backwards) rotate around a central point (the shaft) we allow the wings to experience a forward movement without haveing to ever mover the vehicle as a whole.
    Now that the wings have converted the forward movement into lift, they will cause the vehicle go up.
    As long as the wings continue to rotate while the vehicle rises, there will essentially be a diagonal movement (up and forward), which means that the wings will continue to spin.
    But you say, "As long as the wings spin, the wings spin?"
    In mathematics, we call this a paradox. In physics, we call it perpetual motion. The wings will continue to rotate under their own power.

    *Ding-dong*

    Well, that's the bell. I'll see all of you tomorrow, don't forget to study! I expect all of you to build and bring back a working example of today's lesson.

    Tomorrow's lesson will be on Gravity and Boyantsy.

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  •  03-08-2010, 4:11 PM 97157 in reply to 97137

    Re: Unified Theory of Banjo-Kazooie Physics

    There's a YouTube video on a hacky-ish helicopter --- it uses a "plasma engine." Basically, it consists of a large fuel turned vertical, and attached to it are T-Poles, facing counter-clockwise. Bumpers are on a frame and the whole thing has to be kick-started (Either using Kazooie's wrench or an added spring starter), but it will get the folding wings at the top (Also counter clockwise) moving. You don't go very fast, but I found the idea interesting.

    Also, I agree: the physics should be better in that way.
    Everything is really restricted to only it's designated use.

    Edit: Ahaha. Look a few topics down, the huge helicopter advertisement in all caps. That's the thing.
  •  03-08-2010, 4:16 PM 97158 in reply to 97157

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    Re: Unified Theory of Banjo-Kazooie Physics

    B+
    You need to cite your reference materials young man.
    Kidding, Kidding. I would like to see that video though. You you have the link?

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  •  03-08-2010, 7:20 PM 97179 in reply to 97158

    Re: Unified Theory of Banjo-Kazooie Physics

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lfadE6wCgE
    Der ya go.
    Keep in mind, the topic is just a few down, at my knowledge.
    I wish my little brother hadn't wiped my file so much, now, after re-watching this video. Sad [:(]
  •  03-08-2010, 8:00 PM 97181 in reply to 97158

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    Re: Unified Theory of Banjo-Kazooie Physics

    I made one! Do i get an A+?


  •  03-08-2010, 9:01 PM 97187 in reply to 97181

    Re: Unified Theory of Banjo-Kazooie Physics

    Very cool. Post a video on YouTube, I'd like to see how it works when it's not made by Teddy268 (Creator's YouTube account).

    Also, you am make Pizza sad.
  •  03-08-2010, 10:58 PM 97201 in reply to 97181

    Re: Unified Theory of Banjo-Kazooie Physics

    Edit : Never mind i got a good 1 gonna make another

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  •  03-08-2010, 11:22 PM 97206 in reply to 97181

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    Re: Unified Theory of Banjo-Kazooie Physics

    Lama 0:
    I made one! Do i get an A+?

    If you don't turn your assignment in, how do I know that you've done it? (Everyone I know tells me I'd make a great teacher)

    DaPizzanator:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lfadE6wCgE
    Der ya go.
    Keep in mind, the topic is just a few down, at my knowledge.
    I wish my little brother hadn't wiped my file so much, now, after re-watching this video. Sad [:(]

    Very nice, good work. Can't ever seem to find any Nuts N Bolts videos on youtube other than trailers.

    Heres mine that I made for the first time  a few hours ago.


    Interestingly enough, one guy I met made a "firecracker" using this method.
    What he did was he made a sphere and placed suck n blows and foldin g wings on it.
    He activated the suck n blows, then when it was spinning fat enough, he opened the wings and the whole thing shot up in the air like, well, a firecracker.
    He hit the test o track ceiling too.

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  •  03-09-2010, 3:01 AM 97225 in reply to 97206

    Re: Unified Theory of Banjo-Kazooie Physics

    Just just made a Super Plasma Engine

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  •  03-09-2010, 3:07 AM 97226 in reply to 97225

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    Re: Unified Theory of Banjo-Kazooie Physics

    What makes it so super?

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  •  03-09-2010, 3:43 AM 97227 in reply to 97226

    Re: Unified Theory of Banjo-Kazooie Physics

    Add 4 More bumpers i shall send u the prototype of it but it goes really fast upwards but it over heats to fast

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  •  03-09-2010, 11:53 AM 97239 in reply to 97227

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    Re: Unified Theory of Banjo-Kazooie Physics

    Cool. I'm trying to add multiple gears to mine. Make it have lie a 1st gear, 2nd gear, that kinda thing.
    I'm making good progress with function, but it looks ugly.

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  •  03-09-2010, 12:18 PM 97245 in reply to 97239

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    Re: Unified Theory of Banjo-Kazooie Physics

    When are you going to start the 2nd lesson Professor Dust?


  •  03-09-2010, 2:46 PM 97260 in reply to 97245

    Re: Unified Theory of Banjo-Kazooie Physics

    Yea next lesson for more cool stuff :O

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  •  03-09-2010, 6:30 PM 97274 in reply to 97260

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    Re: Unified Theory of Banjo-Kazooie Physics

    My my, the students are eager to learn, are they? Very well, the next lesson it is.
    Give me a while to type it up.

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